Saturday, October 31
Today's Virgo Horoscope
8.23 ~ 9.22 / Earth / Mutable
Today
Good Saturday, because a week of errands is done by 11. Mercury rules your earth sign and plans a route like a delivery driver, so the pharmacy, the dry cleaner and the grocery store happen in one loop with zero backtracking. Tonight you'll skip the party by saying you still have things to do, after spending the whole morning making sure you don't.
Money
In the candy aisle you'll compare unit prices until the person behind you sighs. The gap between the two bags is forty cents.
Love
Tonight they'll pick a horror movie, and you'll call the twist twenty minutes in. Keep the guess to yourself until the credits, then ask if they saw it coming.
Health
Your stomach knots before you'll admit anything's bothering you, and you'll treat it with a handful of candy corn at 9pm. That fixes it for about eleven minutes.
What kind of sign is Virgo?
Virgo covers people born August 23 to September 22. It's a mutable earth sign ruled by Mercury. Core traits: precise, practical, observant, modest. Strengths usually named are detail, problem-solving, usefulness, and the spots to watch are overcritical and worries.
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